We built an entire website to answer this. Here it comes. Brace yourself.
We checked twice and consulted the dog. The answer did not change.
Why should I get another dog,
you might ask yourself with a shrug.
But consider the
benefits β they're quite a lot,
and the joy they'll bring, that's what you've sought.
So go ahead and get another pup,
you'll be glad you did, I'm sure of that much.
Your home
will be filled with love and cheer,
and two good dogs to hold dear.
We'll humour the responsible part of your brain. Each box still ends in "yes," but read them anyway.
Two dogs means two sets of walks, meals and belly rubs. Got a calendar? Then you've got time. Verdict: yes.
Food, vet bills, training, suspicious amounts of toys. Budget a cushion for surprises. Verdict: still yes.
Different breeds want different room. Do you have a floor? Congratulations, that's space. Verdict: yes.
Match the dog's energy to your lifestyle. Couch potato? There's a dog. Marathoner? Also a dog. Verdict: yes.
Every dog needs it. Patience + treats + repetition. Your first dog can even help teach. Verdict: yes.
The one resource that grows when divided. Your heart has the space. We checked. Verdict: enormous yes.
A rigorous, 5-question, peer-unreviewed evaluation.
Takes 30 seconds. Methodology: vibes. Accuracy: alarming.
Every breed we've built a (lovingly unhinged) starter kit for. Click one and meet your future chaos agent.
Velcro dog that will herd your children, your cats, and your sanity into a corner
See the Australian Shepherd kit β
Adorable nose-led missile that will ignore you completely while pursuing smells from 1987
See the Beagle kit β
Tiny formal gentleman who thinks he's hilarious and absolutely will not shut up about it
See the Boston Terrier kit β
Muscular goofball who thinks sitting on your lap is still a viable life strategy
See the Boxer kit β
Snoring, wrinkled chaos that refuses to exercise but somehow needs constant vigilance
See the Bulldog kit β
Absolute unit of anxiety who needs a job before he invents one and demolishes your house
See the Cane Corso kit β
Velcro dogs that will destroy your ability to close a door without guilt ever again
See the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel kit β
Angry sausage with a napoleon complex and zero regard for gravity
See the Dachshund kit β
Velcro nightmare in a tuxedo who will fight your demons and also your furniture
See the Doberman Pinscher kit β
Compact rage goblin that wheezes, farts, and somehow still looks adorable doing it
See the French Bulldog kit β
Obsessed with you, suspicious of everyone else, will accidentally demolish your house while protecting it
See the German Shepherd kit β
Velcro with a hunting instinct and the athletic ability to ruin your entire life if bored for five minutes
See the German Shorthaired Pointer kit β
Literally wants to be everyone's best friend, will die trying, no take-backs
See the Golden Retriever kit β
Gentle giant who thinks he's a lap dog and will destroy your couch proving it
See the Great Dane kit β
Eats everything including your sanity but you'll forgive them immediately because they're perfect
See the Labrador Retriever kit β
Tiny dictator with a mustache who thinks they're a 90-pound guard dog
See the Miniature Schnauzer kit β
Short queen with a god complex who will absolutely steal your dinner and gaslight you about it
See the Pembroke Welsh Corgi kit β
Neurotic perfectionist who will judge your housekeeping while shedding zero hair
See the Poodle kit β
Looks like a mob enforcer, acts like your needy personal assistant who happens to weigh 135 pounds
See the Rottweiler kit β
Tiny dictator with a mop on its head, zero awareness of its own insignificance
See the Shih Tzu kit β
Beautiful escape artists who will destroy your house out of pure spite and athleticism
See the Siberian Husky kit β
Small dog, massive opinions, will absolutely destroy your furniture and your enemies
See the Yorkshire Terrier kit β
Teddy bear that learned to jump, sheds like it's shedding for two dogs, and loves everyone including the mailman
See the Goldendoodle kit β
Chaos in a teddy bear costume that sheds mystery fibers nobody can identify
See the Labradoodle kit β
Genetic lottery winner who somehow got all the good traits and none of the neuroses
See the Large Mixed Breed kit β
Your dog is a mystery box that somehow always contains exactly what you needed
See the Medium Mixed Breed kit β
Unhinged potato with mystery DNA that will destroy your stuff and your heart simultaneously
See the Small Mixed Breed kit βThe real ones. With real answers. (That still gently nudge toward yes.)
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